2018 RP RESOLUTIONS meme! with bonus bingo

[walkietalkie]

☑ Since the new year is upon us, it's time to break out those resolutions! In blackout bingo form. Gotta thread 'em all! ☑ RULES 1. Comment with your name in the header 2. List with things you want to thread in 2018 here at LifeAftr 3. Comment around! See if you can help each other reach your goals. ☑ EXTRA 1. Do you have 24 items? 2. Make a bingo card 3. Black out your Bingo Card throughout the year!

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[catpiper]

Ren can put up with so much bullshit and would totally be his friend, esp after the storytelling stuff. There's a ~~~connection~~~ #labexperimentsunite

The worlds stuff too!! Ren would ask all about them and be so super duper curious about it. If there's one thing she's good for it's badgering people to open up.

COOK FOR HER so she can hoard it like a lil raccoon child and draw a fish on his house.

[ishotyouuu]

don't forget that "secretly dying" thing even if he's technically unable to actually die

Fortunately for Ren, Wade adores children (okay so she's not technically a child but he's much older than her so it still counts) so it wouldn't take much priming from her to get him to run his mouth-- not that it normally takes much priming to begin with, of course.

And of course he'd cook for her! he'd even let her help him out! Cooking tastes better when it's cooperative, it's a known fact.

[catpiper]

OH SHIT U RIGHT!!! One day they can learn about illness and ughHGH. TRAGEDIA.

I look forward to the day Ren can get him to talk about everything and it's gonna be great. Who doesn't like a good story from a man in red spandex?? It'll be incredible. She's gonna think he's like an astronaut or something.

And consider this: taako is teaching her how to cook too and she threw saltwater and old seaweed on his eggs. Not great. Do you like rocks with your fish Mr. Wilson? Do you have a death wish, Mr. Wilson? AKA she's gonna help but he might actually die.

[ishotyouuu]

well I mean

he does have a death wish

but kiddo he drinks arsenic on a regular basis to get drunk okay I doubt whatever gastrointestinal horror you inflict on him is gonna keep him down for long

also don't call him Mr. Wilson it makes him think he should be chasing around a punk named Dennis

[catpiper]

That feels like a challenge and everything in her garbage bag is going right into the pan when the time comes. 'leaves are spices' 'these rocks are salty' it'll be fine.

Also please stop drinking arsenic wade oh my god. onegai. love yourself.

[ishotyouuu]

WELL I MEAN HE'S NOT DOING IT NOW mostly because there's no arsenic to be had and also because he's got magic wine that'll do the job a lot better

but omg Ren don't make him go Gordon Ramsey on you okay that's not what stone soup means

[catpiper]

I'm not doing it now he says I only drink arsenic in other worlds he says. THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT BETTER.... LOVE YOURSELF OFF THE ISLAND THEN.

ALSO LET HER LIVE. It's in THE NAME?? Stone soup?? How does that not mean put stones in soup??? Sandwiches need real sand too. Good thing they're on an island!!

[ishotyouuu]

HE CAN ONLY LOVE HIMSELF SO MANY TIMES A DAY BEFORE HE GOES BLIND THO

Real cooks taste what they make too. You made it, you eat it.

[catpiper]

OH MY GOD

AND ALSO

OH MY GOD. INCREDIBLE. Please do this. Ren puts sand in the sandwich-immediately learns why this is a terrible idea. Wade ur great. This is a valuable lesson that'll keep her from killing someone him taako everyone

[ishotyouuu]

HE'D TOTALLY DO IT he loves kids and will protect them but he's not above using "tough love" in order to teach them to correct a behavior

especially when that behavior might get someone sick I mean come on Ren we're having a hard enough time already

[catpiper]

SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST !! ONLY THOSE WHO DIGEST ROCKS CAN SURVIVE!!

God please. She needs tough love. And in return she will just love and protect him.

[ishotyouuu]

OH REALLY BECAUSE THE DINOSAURS DIGESTED ROCKS AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM

you're gonna make an old man cry, Ren </3

[catpiper]

THEY LIVED ON FOREVER AS BARNEY THE FRIENDLY PURPLE DINOSAUR THAT'S WHAT MCHECKIN HAPPENED TO THEM??

and good i hope she makes deadpool cry

she will protec this sick man

[ishotyouuu]

WOW

NOW TIBIA HAS SO MANY REASONS TO BE JEALOUS OF YOU, MISSY

[catpiper]

TIBIA SHE WILL EARN YOUR LOVE SOMEDAY!!! AND IT WILL BE A GREAT DAY!!!