Ask Me Anything!

[vagabone]

Ask Me Anything!

Everyone has their own story, whether they're the protagonist or some measly side character, and people want to hear yours!

Just post a description of yourself in the title and let everyone ask you questions.

Comments

[ohshitsweetflips]

Sooo no chocolate for you, huh?

[demonpuppy]

I can eat it, I'm not a werewolf! And he can too, his guts are still human...ish? I think.

[ohshitsweetflips]

I guess I don't know shit about werewolves, turns out. Next you're gonna tell me vampires can have garlic bread or something. Actually, can werewolves have garlic bread?

[demonpuppy]

Um...I dunno? Symbols and stuff get weird sometimes, but I think garlic usually works...'cept for Sophie, but she's really weird and doesn't have a lotta stuff. She can't even do the big cloud thing!

Oh, uh, I dunno about Dad and garlic, though. We didn't have Italian food a lot, anyway.

[ohshitsweetflips]

...That's a lot to unpack. Big cloud thing? Why didn't you have Italian food a lot? Oh I get it, no werewolves allowed at Olive Garden, I bet.

[demonpuppy]

You know, when they turn into a bunch of bats or birds or a buncha smoke! That kind of natural magic--Sophie's just really really strong and heals super fast, like better than ANY vampire. I saw her come into the shop once with her shirt just all blood, it was so gross.

[And then they wrinkle their nose.] That's racist, you wouldn't ban black people! Chinese and pizza is just cheaper.

[ohshitsweetflips]

I'm not werewolf racist! I have a bugbear friend! I'm technically an alien! And Olive Garden is mediocre at best anyway, so good call.

Are you sure Sophie is a vampire? Maybe she just eats lots of spinach.