IC anon meme (redone)

[atailoftwoworlds]

1. Post your character. Characters reply with 'Anon' in the headings.
2. Or post categories like Cutest, Most Annoying, Who Really Needs To Get Laid, Worst Outfit, etc. All with 'Anon' in the heading
3. IC wank is great, OOC wank is not.
4. Have fun!

Stolen from etcelsior and tweaked a little!

Comments

Anon

[wanderingdoctorfaust]

yes
first one i ever met came -this close- to blowing my eardrums into outer space
not a fan of them but apparently they can be tamed to not threaten the island with widespread deafness so im inclined to prefer them over flesh-eating swarming fluffballs that may or may not have nearly killed me before

[anon]

[reflash]

lorbies might make you think theyre tame but it's a lie

you cannot tame the scream away

[wanderingdoctorfaust]

wait what
ok still not budging on the wabbits but thats
yeah im knocking the lorbies like ten spaces lower on my list thats an absolute dealbreaker

wAIT WHY ARE PEOPLE KEEPING THEM AS PETS THEN???
THE ISLAND CLINIC AND INFIRMARY DOESNT HAVE DEAFNESS CURES I DONT THINK

[anon]

[reflash]

deducting fifty points from lorbies for untrustworthiness and making medics work more

Anon

[wanderingdoctorfaust]

the worst part is i fear the people who have kept them are very much bonded to the horrible little creatures now

if we take them away from their owners theyre just going to get heartbroken and probably suffer just as much than if their ears were turned into bolognese

[anon]

[reflash]

do lorbies transfer scream ability to people they bond with

topic requires additional research

Anon

[wanderingdoctorfaust]

...this sounds stupid and nonsensical but when has the dreamscape ever actually tried to make sense eh
i know a guy who might be willing to do a study on it, never heard a peep out of him regarding the lorbies either so im liking my odds
ill help of course dont worry

[anon]

[reflash]

please publish a peer-reviewed article on bullshit dreamscape science