Two Truths and a Lie

[growingpains]

 

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE MEME

Rules:
1. Post with your character telling two truths and one lie.
2. Comment around while trying to guess what's a lie and what's not.
3. Discuss?
4. Have fun!!
 

Comments

[ohshitsweetflips]

Lup:
1. got eaten by her own stupid umbrella like a jackass
2. has had no less than five fire induced haircuts, each one worse than the last
3. got blackout schwasted her first run-in with fantasy Grey Goose because it didn't taste as strong as the cheap stuff

[hellawrath]

Wow you sure got these out of yesterday's garbage huh

[ohshitsweetflips]

Yeah, just like you, wild right?

[hellawrath]

Yeah but mine were funny.

[ohshitsweetflips]

It was uncalled for and you started it, don't be mad I got in it to finish it

[hellawrath]

You ain't finished shit. I got loads more but I figure we should let somebody else have a go first.

[ohshitsweetflips]

Weird no one's banned us from playing this or Never Have I Ever yet. It's a fresh start, you know? They're so innocent, I almost don't want to ruin it.

[hellawrath]

That's like the one good thing about Fuck You Island? Nobody knows what they're getting into.

And that's another lie, you absolutely wanna ruin it.

[achievementhunter]

[Yeah no they aren't even going to pause for this one.]

Two-



there's no way Lup has had a bad haircut in her life.

[ohshitsweetflips]

Oh man, now I gotta crush your rose-tinted worldview. Lup has definitely had more than one bad haircut in her life. I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you.

[achievementhunter]

Heresy. I absolutely refuse to believe it.

[Oh they believe it, but someone has to protect Lup's honor.]

Then it must be three.

[ohshitsweetflips]

Correctamundo! That one was all Taako, not Lup. Zagged on 'em.

[achievementhunter]

[You get a quick bout of Genuine Laughter, my man. Take it in. Feel that good vibe.]

I can't find it in myself to be surprised that, whilst Lup was not the protagonist of such an event, it still happened.

[ohshitsweetflips]

Yeah I mean flip a coin, you know? It could just as easily have been her, that's why it was such a great red herring. We're usually banned from this game.

[hellawrath]

That's it, you're officially my new twin. The old one sucks, good riddance.

[achievementhunter]

[Gosh, Lup. If they weren't the type of child who constantly has a blush on their cheeks, that red hue would totally give away how flattered they are.]

I'm afraid I must decline, seeing as I like my own twin perfectly well. However, perhaps Kittu would be willing to arrange a timeshare.

[souldeterminant]

We're quadruplets now.

[You know, of different races, and with extreme age gaps.]

[Semantics.]

[ohshitsweetflips]

Here for it, t-b-h. That's somebody's nightmare for sure.

[hellawrath]

Shit, why didn't we think of that before? We're gonna be unstoppable.

D'you think quadruplets can combine into like one huge twin? That shoots fire and knives?