Two Truths and a Lie

[growingpains]

 

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE MEME

Rules:
1. Post with your character telling two truths and one lie.
2. Comment around while trying to guess what's a lie and what's not.
3. Discuss?
4. Have fun!!
 

Comments

[hellawrath]

1. Taako once quit a job cuz he didn't like how it made him smell.
2. A mongoose told Taako his hat looks like an anthill and he almost cried.
3. Taako doesn't know what cheese is.

hey it didn't say these things had to be about her

[ohshitsweetflips]

Not cool.

[hellawrath]

Look I saw an opportunity and I took it. That's pretty cool.

Gobbet

[ratsinadaze]

1. I pulled my original rats, Madness and Folly, out of a dumpster.
2. Of all the food I'll eat, I don't like oysters.
3. Totems don't usually take such direct control of their shamans - Rat and I have a special connection.

[growingpains]

How can someone not to know what cheese is?

[That is just weird]

[ohshitsweetflips]

I will come for your life don't run up on me

[hellawrath]

Come at me nerd.

[hellawrath]

I mean, is that more unlikely than mongooses laying down fashion truths?

[ohshitsweetflips]

Lup:
1. got eaten by her own stupid umbrella like a jackass
2. has had no less than five fire induced haircuts, each one worse than the last
3. got blackout schwasted her first run-in with fantasy Grey Goose because it didn't taste as strong as the cheap stuff

[ohshitsweetflips]

I'll bite. Is it the oysters?

[ratsinadaze]

How does everyone immediately know that I'll eat literally anything.

[ohshitsweetflips]

Some people with standards eat oysters too, you know. Shoulda gone with something worse to make it believable. Say, aspic. No one eats aspic. I'd have bought that and gone with the shamanism one for sure.

[hellawrath]

Wow you sure got these out of yesterday's garbage huh

[ohshitsweetflips]

Yeah, just like you, wild right?

[hellawrath]

Yeah but mine were funny.

[ohshitsweetflips]

It was uncalled for and you started it, don't be mad I got in it to finish it

[ratsinadaze]

I dunno the classiest person I know once ate an oyster and called it the foulest thing she ever hate. Also what the fuck is aspic.

[hellawrath]

You ain't finished shit. I got loads more but I figure we should let somebody else have a go first.

[ohshitsweetflips]

Aspic is when you boil some hooves and gristly offcuts of a farm animal of your choosing, flavour the resulting gelatin with meat juice, and then chill it with bits of meat and vegetable suspended inside. It's a jiggly nightmare. It's a food prank gone too far. At least oysters are one and done, like a shot. Knock it back and get on with your life. I'd pick that any day.

[ratsinadaze]

Okay that sounds disgusting and my standards are subterranean.

[ohshitsweetflips]

Weird no one's banned us from playing this or Never Have I Ever yet. It's a fresh start, you know? They're so innocent, I almost don't want to ruin it.

[scourgingstars]

1) I invented pet rocks, the internal combustion engine, gatling guns, pop-up ads, and cassette tapes.
2) This hair color is natural.
3) I once had an eight-foot-tall bodyguard.

[bitch4bitch]

1. I've got a dog back home named Snooch who hates my girlfriend.
2. I'd never even been camping before this bullshit.
3. When I was a baby and was first introduced to my nine-year-old cousin, I bit him and made him cry.

Did somebody say "golly this meme isn't uncomfortable enough yet"

[achievementhunter]

1. Should've gotten the title of "most likely to stab" uncontested since they've killed more people on this archipelago than anyone else.
2. Owns a total of ten knives, four of which are enchanted.
3. Has died a total of 207 times.

[ratsinadaze]

You're being sneaky about the numbers. You either own more than ten knives or less than four of them are enchanted.