Two Truths and a Lie

[growingpains]

 

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE MEME

Rules:
1. Post with your character telling two truths and one lie.
2. Comment around while trying to guess what's a lie and what's not.
3. Discuss?
4. Have fun!!
 

Comments

[ratsinadaze]

How does everyone immediately know that I'll eat literally anything.

[ohshitsweetflips]

Some people with standards eat oysters too, you know. Shoulda gone with something worse to make it believable. Say, aspic. No one eats aspic. I'd have bought that and gone with the shamanism one for sure.

[ratsinadaze]

I dunno the classiest person I know once ate an oyster and called it the foulest thing she ever hate. Also what the fuck is aspic.

[ohshitsweetflips]

Aspic is when you boil some hooves and gristly offcuts of a farm animal of your choosing, flavour the resulting gelatin with meat juice, and then chill it with bits of meat and vegetable suspended inside. It's a jiggly nightmare. It's a food prank gone too far. At least oysters are one and done, like a shot. Knock it back and get on with your life. I'd pick that any day.

[ratsinadaze]

Okay that sounds disgusting and my standards are subterranean.

[ohshitsweetflips]

Thank you for that sweet sweet validation, I owe you one.