Two Truths and a Lie

[growingpains]

 

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE MEME

Rules:
1. Post with your character telling two truths and one lie.
2. Comment around while trying to guess what's a lie and what's not.
3. Discuss?
4. Have fun!!
 

Comments

[hellawrath]

1. Taako once quit a job cuz he didn't like how it made him smell.
2. A mongoose told Taako his hat looks like an anthill and he almost cried.
3. Taako doesn't know what cheese is.

hey it didn't say these things had to be about her

[ohshitsweetflips]

Not cool.

[growingpains]

How can someone not to know what cheese is?

[That is just weird]

[achievementhunter]

[They don't give this much thought before shooting out an answer.]

One.

Gobbet

[ratsinadaze]

1. I pulled my original rats, Madness and Folly, out of a dumpster.
2. Of all the food I'll eat, I don't like oysters.
3. Totems don't usually take such direct control of their shamans - Rat and I have a special connection.

[ohshitsweetflips]

I'll bite. Is it the oysters?

[ohshitsweetflips]

Lup:
1. got eaten by her own stupid umbrella like a jackass
2. has had no less than five fire induced haircuts, each one worse than the last
3. got blackout schwasted her first run-in with fantasy Grey Goose because it didn't taste as strong as the cheap stuff

[hellawrath]

Wow you sure got these out of yesterday's garbage huh

[scourgingstars]

1) I invented pet rocks, the internal combustion engine, gatling guns, pop-up ads, and cassette tapes.
2) This hair color is natural.
3) I once had an eight-foot-tall bodyguard.

[bloodyashes]

...I don't even know what half the things in the first one are.

[Actually the only thing he even sort of recognizes is the internal combustion engine.]

[bitch4bitch]

1. I've got a dog back home named Snooch who hates my girlfriend.
2. I'd never even been camping before this bullshit.
3. When I was a baby and was first introduced to my nine-year-old cousin, I bit him and made him cry.

[hellawrath]

Man these are all valid as hell.

Please tell me you're better at naming dogs than that?

Did somebody say "golly this meme isn't uncomfortable enough yet"

[achievementhunter]

1. Should've gotten the title of "most likely to stab" uncontested since they've killed more people on this archipelago than anyone else.
2. Owns a total of ten knives, four of which are enchanted.
3. Has died a total of 207 times.

[ratsinadaze]

You're being sneaky about the numbers. You either own more than ten knives or less than four of them are enchanted.

[unpurify]

1. I have a fondness for chips and crackers.

2. I have repeatedly been walked into things because my Puppeteer was frustrated with a puzzle.

3. I cannot do a handstand.

[Yes seriously.]

[deranged_practicality]

Is doing a handstand that important?

[onegreeneye]

1. Before I got turned into a troll, my hair was black.
2. I'm afraid of heights.
3. I once got some really valuable supplies stolen by a turtle.

[ohshitsweetflips]

See, the turtle sounds fake, so I'm gonna say heights.

[deranged_practicality]

Let's see. How about...

One, I have jumped off a cliff of a glider of my own construction.
Two, I have ridden a sea serpent.
Three, I first met my husband at an exhibit of dragons at the national menagerie.

[onegreeneye]

Huh... alright, this is tough. I'm going to say three?

[bloodyashes]

1. The reason my hair is so long is because it grows unnaturally fast.
2. I'm naturally left-handed and switched entirely out of spite.
3. My actual military rank is colonel.

[Just going. To sit back and wait.]

[attheclocktower]

I'm not allowed to guess, am I?

[She knows. She totally knows.]

[attheclocktower]

1. I like singing, and think I have a pretty good voice.
2. I've eaten nothing but candy for a month before.
3. I took my friend's weapon once and left him fighting with a stick.

[bitch4bitch]

Two, if you ate just candy you'd be dead.

[postictal]

1. I've escaped three burning buildings.
2. I've never fired a gun.
3. I've accidentally had almost sixty thousand followers on Twitter.

[bitch4bitch]

Okay, three sounds pretty real, honestly... I'm gonna say the buildings?

[catpiper]

1. Island cats can draw pretty pictures.
2. Heffalumps eat little kids for breakfast.
3. I found an ugly flower.

[achievementhunter]

I just don't know, Ren. You've made this far too difficult.

[Chara lies, like a liar.]

[covertizer]

[ Hm. ]

1. I shot a god in the head with a giant pistol.
2. I've lead multiple high risk infiltration missions with a high success rate.
3. I'm allergic to cats, and it usually only takes about fifteen minutes for my eyes to start watering.

...

Oh, and Goro Akechi isn't allowed to answer any of these.

[raygunner]

That's a little rude, don't you think?

[hyperlit]

1. have met 3 gods
2. have once had 7 guns
3. died at least 1000 times

[ohshitsweetflips]

Heyyyyy buddy, a thousand times is a lot. Is it that one?

[ungrieved]

1. I've taken my mom's pills.
2. I got my sister to take my mom's pills.
3. I got my sister's boyfriend to take my mom's pills.

[catpiper]

You're only supposed to take the ones with your name.

[WHICH IS LIKE. ALL OF THESE ARE BAD GABE.]

1?

[prettypurpleparlor]

1. I once nearly fell face-first into a lava-filled chasm because I forgot how the steam vent puzzle on the road to my house worked.
2. My favorite kind of tea is mint.
3. When I want to get rude customers to leave my bakery, I put the soundtrack to the musical 'Sweeney Todd' on in the background and smile at them until they get too uncomfortable to stay.

[ratsinadaze]

Okay before I answer - why is the road to your house blocked by a steam vent puzzle. Is this your own choice or like. Who put that there. Who put your house there. I have a lot of questions about this set up.

[Slightly NSFW? Not really that bad]

[want_to_belong]

1. Commodore Aranea totally mounted me once.

2. I have a driver's license!

3. Noct and I were so close in high school that people thought we were a couple.

[shatteredlenses]

True or not, Prompto, she will kill you for phrasing it like that, you do realize? And if she doesn't, her men just might do so instead.

[shatteredlenses]

1.) Cooking is not actually a hobby of mine. It's just something I taught myself as part of my duty.
2.) I once ran over the foot of Noctis' Shield, Gladio, with the Regalia.
3.) Unlike a certain member of our party, I have no tattoos.

[scourgingstars]

Please tell me the second one is true. I care exactly nothing for the rest of this game, but that mental image is one I was not aware I needed.

there are all lies.....

[crosslaced]

One: My favourite place in Vere is Chastillion, for its riding grounds.
Two: I’m not that good with a sword. I hadn't any interest in fighting while my brother was still alive, so I started rather late.
Three: I want to go home.

[want_to_belong]

[He knows nothing about the first thing. He's pretty sure Laurent knows how to use a sword. And the third... Well, Prompto himself was holding back from going home, so he wouldn't assume that that wasn't true for others.]

...The first one?

[growingpains]

1. I've never missed my curfew.
2. I've gone out on a date with my doctor.
3. I hacked into my brother's computer once.

[onegreeneye]

...Is it two?

[CHILD YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO DATE]