Two Truths and a Lie

[growingpains]

 

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE MEME

Rules:
1. Post with your character telling two truths and one lie.
2. Comment around while trying to guess what's a lie and what's not.
3. Discuss?
4. Have fun!!
 

Comments

[shatteredlenses]

[Ignis coughs into his hand, a gesture meant to hide the sudden blush on his face. It fails miserably.]

Were I to be involved in a threesome...

[For a moment, he stops as if he realizes just a second too late this is probably not where he wants this conversation to go. Well, there's no going back now, is there?]

Were I to be involved in a threesome, I'm afraid you and your boyfriend are not the ones I would be doing it with.

[crosslaced]

Were you. Don't worry, I'm not interested in you either.

[Who is this asshole who thinks he's good enough to reject Ignis Scienta? Rude. Even ruder is him brushing a thumb over Ignis’ cheek teasingly. Rude!!!]

Who did you imagine in bed with you? Mr. Chancellor? Or that white-haired boy, you made him blush.

[Normally it is too much of a stretch for him to reach this conclusion immediately, but this is a meme and I am tired of unintentional Soma erasure just because he hasn't met the guy yet. #stopsomaerasure!!]

[shatteredlenses]

[It takes more effort than Ignis will admit to not to slap away Laurent's hand, but he manages to restrain the urge. Instead, he turns his right eye in the direction of the touch, eyebrow raising in silent judgment. As the blonde continues, Ignis can't help but sigh.

Here we go again.]

His name is Soma, for the record, and since I have no idea if he would approve of sharing me, the Chancellor will just have to stick to having his chocobo keep him company.

[crosslaced]

If you were with someone else you could have just corrected me when I-

[........................................]

Oh. Your dream threesome, hm? You should ask him, then.