Two Truths and a Lie

[growingpains]

 

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE MEME

Rules:
1. Post with your character telling two truths and one lie.
2. Comment around while trying to guess what's a lie and what's not.
3. Discuss?
4. Have fun!!
 

Comments

Did somebody say "golly this meme isn't uncomfortable enough yet"

[achievementhunter]

1. Should've gotten the title of "most likely to stab" uncontested since they've killed more people on this archipelago than anyone else.
2. Owns a total of ten knives, four of which are enchanted.
3. Has died a total of 207 times.

[ratsinadaze]

You're being sneaky about the numbers. You either own more than ten knives or less than four of them are enchanted.

[achievementhunter]

I'm afraid you are incorrect!

[You want them to lay out these bad boys for you? Because there are absolutely a total of ten, and four of them are, in fact, enchanted.

Because they lost the fifth enchanted one. Sigh.]

[ratsinadaze]

Huh, I would have thought you owned more.

It's the deaths, then? Still being sneaky about numbers?

[achievementhunter]

It is the deaths. Unfortunately, that number is not an accurate record of my current death tally. Though guessing that would lead us into an entirely different game.

[ratsinadaze]

See, I knew it was the numbers!

[Though that does beg a different question.]

Alright, don't make me guess, then. How many times has it been?

[achievementhunter]

For the correct number of deaths, one simply needs to add two.

[So that'd be a big ol' 209, Gobbet.]

[ratsinadaze]

Kid have you considered living, like. At all?

[achievementhunter]

On the contrary, I yearn for the sweet embrace of death.

[They say it like it's a joke.




It's not.]

[ohshitsweetflips]

I know this one, it's the knives, right? You have way more than ten. Or is that too many enchantments?

[achievementhunter]

Again, I'm sorry. You have failed the game known as Two Truths and A Lie.

[Seriously if they weren't so paranoid they'd absolutely lay those bad boys out.]

[ohshitsweetflips]

Aw, nards. The deaths then? Can't believe this shit, I barely died like a tenth of that and I get in hot water for it? What's up with that.

[achievementhunter]

Bing bing! Correct; that is not an accurate number of deaths.

It's higher.

[Your boyfriend is going to have a second death over this kid, Taako.]

[ohshitsweetflips]

Yeah? How much? Don't worry, kid, I'm not a snitch.

[Probably literally. It's not snitching if it's a warning, right?]

[achievementhunter]

Two hundred and nine, to be exact.

[ohshitsweetflips]

That's definitely plenty, I don't need to tell you that.

Do I at least get partial credit for calling that you were fudging numbers somehow? You can't kid a kidder, kid.

[hellawrath]

Pumpkin you're just not tall enough to hide ten knives on your body.

[achievementhunter]

I never said I hide all of them on my person, simply that I have ten.

[hellawrath]

I guess you got me there.

But that's the dream though, right? Be that person at security who has to spend like ten minutes disarming themself and everybody's just getting more and more uncomfortable? And finally they think you're done but, just kidding, you deadass pull another one out of your fucking hair.

[scourgingstars]

The first one.

Unless you've wiped out most of a planet, I'm afraid I'll have to argue who's killed more people.

[achievementhunter]

Again, incorrect.

The statement was, "killed on the islands", not outside of them. As such, I am currently the winner.

[scourgingstars]

Ah, defeated by semantics. Alas.

[achievementhunter]

That's how it be on this bitch of an earth.

[postictal]

[He's...not even gonna guess. No one likes a cheater.]

[attheclocktower]

... if that last one is true, you've beaten my brother.

[Which is. Kind of horrifying? Goodness. ALL OF THESE ARE CONCERNING but that last one good lord.]

Um..... the first one?

[Because the first half of that is an opinion, technically.]