Two Truths and a Lie

[growingpains]

 

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE MEME

Rules:
1. Post with your character telling two truths and one lie.
2. Comment around while trying to guess what's a lie and what's not.
3. Discuss?
4. Have fun!!
 

Comments

[want_to_belong]

There is no way you invented pet rocks.

[Yes, of all those things that's the most unbelievable one.]

[scourgingstars]

If that's what you think, you're about to be quite surprised.

[want_to_belong]

Come on, that's gotta be a lie. That's like saying you invented the post-it note.

[scourgingstars]

Ah, I forgot that one.

[ardyn....]

[want_to_belong]

Okay, you're bluffing!

[scourgingstars]

Not at all. This time, at least.

Don't look at me like that, eternity is terribly boring and I enjoy keeping myself active.

[want_to_belong]

There's way better things to enjoy than pet rocks. Like girls!

[scourgingstars]

Prompto, dear, I do regret to inform you that nothing is free, even immortals need money, and I could not be less interested in dating if I tried.

[want_to_belong]

So what, pet rock was like, you're first attempt at an invention?

[scourgingstars]

Actually, that one was 'there's no way on Eos anyone is actually going to buy this, but let's see what happens anyway.'

Wouldn't you know it, humans really are that gullible.

[want_to_belong]

[He paused, giving him a dubious look for a moment before finally replying.]

Dude, you know you're kind of human yourself, right?

[scourgingstars]

Not remotely, actually.

[want_to_belong]

You were, and there's definitely something there.

[scourgingstars]

No, no there isn't. Not even close. I advise we stop this line of conversation.

[want_to_belong]

Now? You're completely lying.

[scourgingstars]

Me,, the Chancellor of Niflheim, the immortal Accursed, scourge of the planet and bringer of eternal night, lying?

Why, I'm hurt.

[want_to_belong]

Yeah, I know. Who would've thought?

But you can't just hide behind... I don't know, semantics or whatever Iggy would call it. You're a person. Just a really bad person.

[scourgingstars]

Hiding? No, not at all. I'm the worst sort of monster that's ever lived.

But I am not human anymore.

[want_to_belong]

Well, you're right on that one. You are a monster. Sometimes people are.